I am Always Thirsty.

The email below was sent to me by the Bishop's wife who is in charge of visiting teaching. She often sends emails asking for VT reports and also emails encouraging and reminding us to visit. This one however was a little different.

The reason I am posting it is one. because my New Name is: Funky Farkle-lips. And two because the example at the bottom tells you what George Bush's new name is. In America it will mean nothing, in Britain I almost keeled over laughing. PAH HA.

I remember getting this years ago when I used to use LDS Chatrooms and spend my days as an MIRCop. (and yes I attended chatroom meetings... hmmm.)





> > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes
> a minute.
> >
> > Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on
> to everyone you know
> > including the person that sent it to you.
> >
> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
> need some
> > silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we
> have a lot more
> > stressful days than not.
> >
> > Here is your dose of humor...
> >
> > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> >
> > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
> box and
> > forward it to friends and family & co-workers.
> >
> > Don't forget to forward it back to the person who
> sent it to you so
> > they know you participated.
> >
> > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
> known far & wide as
> > Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
> >
> > The following is excerpted from a children's book,
> Captain
> > Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants,
> by Dave
> > Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to
> assume new
> > names...
> >
> > So:-
> >
> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> determine your New
> > first name:
> >
> > a = snickle
> > b = doombah
> > c = goober
> > d = cheesey
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = dumbo
> > h = farcus
> > i = dorky
> > j = doofus
> > k = funky
> > l = boobie
> > m = sleezy
> > n = sloopy
> > o = fluffy
> > p = stinky
> > q = slimy
> > r = dorfus
> > s = snooty
> > t = tootsie
> > u = dipsy
> > v = sneezy
> > w = liver
> > x = skippy
> > y = dink y
> > z = zippy
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first
> > half of your new last name:
> >
> > a = dippin
> > b = feather
> > c = batty
> > d = burger
> > e = chicken
> > f = barffy
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = farkle
> > j = monkey
> > k = flippin
> > l = fricken
> > m = bubble
> > n = rhino
> > o = potty
> > p = hamster
> > q = buckle
> > r = gizzard
> > s = lickin
> > t = snickle
> > u = chuckle
> > v = pickle
> > w = hubble
> > x = dingle
> > y = gorilla
> > z = girdl e
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
> the second
> > half of your new last name:
> >
> > a = butt
> > b = boob
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = hump
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = head
> > l = tush
> > m = chunks
> > n = dunkin
> > o = brains
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = doodle
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = frack
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = hiney
> > z = juice
> >
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
> Fluffy Chucklefanny.
> >
> > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
> subject.
> >
> > And remember that children laugh an average of 146
> times a day;
> > adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more
> laughter in your
> > day !



Chucklefanny.

CHUCKLE... FANNY.

It's like some strange amalgamation of the chuckle brothers, a 90s transvestite and female genitalia.

Chucklevision chuckle chuckle vision.




That scottish guy is the most english scottish guy ever. Do you like how they made him speak 10 octives lower to be 'Scottish'. That's why I sound like a man. Fact.

I flippin love and hate the Chucklebrothers. It's weird the hate and love I have for them.

I'm almost offended at how English the supposed scottish guy is. We do have actors in Scotland, it wouldn't have been that hard to find one. Hmmm.

Anyway,

this is what I used to watch, and this is a REAL scottish person. I was convinced that I knew what he could say. Unless I had the gift of tongues as a three year old, I was actually a liar.