While it's fresh.

I just had a dream.

It was 30 minutes until I was due to get married.

I was, for some reason, getting married in Glasgow, in Anniesland Church... to be honest I don't think Anniesland has a church, but that's where I was going.

My dress was lying on the floor of the cultural hall in the LDS church in Glasgow, and I had parked my cousin's mini on the stage in the hall.

I was totally stressing about dress colour, size and whether it had been ironed or not. My mum just kept saying well why haven't you tried it on yet, and I would keep saying, can you iron it in 30 minutes.

My hair, face and everything else was not done. I'm pretty sure there was no flowers and there most definitely a lot of worry about bridesmaid dresses.

There was also some kind of live general conference happening in Glasgow that I had to sneak out of with my mum to get the dress.

When we got to the cultural hall my little cousin miriam was sitting in her mini asking how to get it off the stage so she could drive to the church.

Before we could help her out she drove it straight off the stage and it landed nose down on the floor, with glass and metal everywhere.

It landed an inch from where my dress was lying and we ran over and she as holding and rubbing at the dress. There was a massive brown stain on the left hand side from where she had burned and melted the lace from her car falling. I stayed relatively calm on the exterior and she kept saying sorry and that it was fixable. And I said 'no no, it was my fault, I shouldn't have parked your car on the stage.'

The rest of the dream is a little hazey, I think I had reached my capacity for stress at that time and my brain was moving my thoughts in a different direction to avoid having a heart attack in my sleep or something.

The gist was, the dress was burned, and unfixable, and I 30 minutes until I was getting married. Totally lame.