Two random friday facts.

1. When I go down the stairs in Apple I sing 'Metallica — Whom the Bell tolls'

It fits in nicely with the stairs and beat... DunDun DunDun Dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DunDun DunDun Dun.

Just like that.

2. When I do my make up in the morning, after putting mascara on one eye I look at myself and think about the cover of a clock work orange.

Sometimes to freak myself out I will do eyeliner and mascara in one eye first, then the other, just to be terrified at what I would look like with one huge eye and one tiny eye.

Awesome.