The Tiger Who...

... Came to Tea.. and did various other things too.

For my Christmas present my awesome wee brother, at my request, bought me a Kigurumi from kigu.co.uk

It's actually the best thing ever. I sadly had to wait for it until now because they were sold out before Christmas... no wonder, they're so flippin cool.

Anyway... here are a variety of things that tigers do on a Wednesday:



Tigers dance... oh boy how they dance with excitement. They are tigers, and that is something to be excited about. This tiger danced and danced.



Tigers don't dance like you and I. They swish their tail, and use their arms and legs and their paws and claws to make shapes in the air. They also gnash their teeth and sometimes make growling sounds. The growling sounds aren't mean though, just happy and excited growls.



Tigers can jump really high, they can pounce and run very fast.



They can also dance while they run, jump and pounce. Oh how they love to dance run jump and pounce. It's what tigers like the best.



Tigers get hungry because of all the running, jumping, pouncing, and dancing. The thing tigers like to eat when they are hungry is eggs. EGGS! Tigers love eggs after they dance, run, jump and pounce.



Sometimes tigers get bored of waiting for eggs to cook so they play with the other jungle cats. This makes them more hungry, but the eggs will eventually cook, so it's okay. The other jungle cats are hungry too, they have claws, and teeth, and ears, and tails, and they like to jump, pounce, dance, and run too. The other jungle cats purr and growl as well, but only with excitement and joy when the tiger plays with them.



The eggs always need checked though, and stirred with a big spoon, not a big tiger paw, otherwise it will burn.



When tigers eat they must always... ALWAYS... sit at the table.



Tigers love chopped up egg in a cup with soldiers. They think it's delicious. They also like the toast to not have the butter melted on it. Tigers will have to invent a toast cooler one day to make the process of cooling toast a little faster.



Once tigers have eaten they always like watching heroes.



Three episodes of heroes in the one day. They like seeing super powers. Tigers don't have super powers because they don't need them, they can already jump very high, run very fast, pounce very accurately and dance, oh how they can dance.



Tigers always get sleepy. So they have to have cat naps. They curl in a ball and sleep near the other jungle cats for warmth and in case they are surprised fun attacked by a monkey in the middle of their nap. Tigers always dream about dancing, and eggs... but oh how they dream about dancing.