These videos somehow fit into blogs that i've written today, or I just liked them.
MEGA. More Keanu.
The reason I never achieved any childhood dreams in my childhood. Listen to those punching sound effects. Look at those Turkeys. AMAZING.
Drowning Pool - as mentioned earlier. This reminds me of dancing in the cat house with Ross McGarvey and the summer I spent in the QMU with Eilidh.
I happened to watch the daily show tonight on More Four. Which seems to be 5 days behind the first airing in the US.
MEGA Though. This was one of my favourite parts.
I also watched Mock the Week on Saturday night which had me laughing for a long long time.
I need to stop watching TV. I hardly ever watch TV. This is like some kind of TV relapse or something. Stupid TV.
Curses.
Showing posts with label keanu reeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label keanu reeves. Show all posts
Tuesday, 12 August 2008
Monday, 11 August 2008
Diane Keaton's Lips. (And Keanu's AGAIN)
... were sucking face with Keanu Reeves and Jack Nicholson.
I accidently watched 'Something's Got To Give'. Not to be mistaken for the Drowning Pool song.
ONE nothing's wrong with me
TWO Nothing's wrong with me
THREE Nothing's wrong with me
FOUOUOEURLFKLDSJFAKSJKLFJAKL:SJOAAHHHHHHHH
Let the bodies hit the floo'
Anyway.
Saturday night, late, I as starting my hobby of watching the ends of movies, and happened upon something's got to give. I thought it was in its last hour, but thanks to STV and their old fashioned ways it was scheduled for an hour before the news then another hour after the news at 10.
Hmmm.
So I ended up watching 80% of it.
I also realised that I am the fictional character of a mid-50s woman.
Diane Keaton's character was so me, it was unbelievable.
Although I have not fallen in love with Jack Nicholson, I am not divorced, and I am most definitely not dating Keanu Reeves.
If any of these three were the case I can assure you my blogs might be a little bit more interesting, or they might not exist at all. Especially if I was dating Keanu Reeves because not only would I be molesting him (Mormon style) but I would also be time travelling in a phone box with him while Rufus played guitar; I would be travelling through the matrix and learning kung fu; I would be driving a bus at 50mph; I would be communicating through a mail box two years in the future; I would be visiting him at his dentist surgery while he endeavoured to be a hippy; I would be engaged to him under false pretences so my illegitimate child had a father for my parents' benefit; I would be his drug dealer and everything would actually be partially animated; hell, I might even be an angsty Teen with an undercut who married him while he decided to be a dare devil.
My point being: Keanu Reeves has one of the most eclectic film repetoirs known to man. Someone should call him on it. It's a bit crazy. He gets around.
The gist is, however, I am Diane Keaton. And I wonder if I will end up with Jack Nicholson.
I accidently watched 'Something's Got To Give'. Not to be mistaken for the Drowning Pool song.
ONE nothing's wrong with me
TWO Nothing's wrong with me
THREE Nothing's wrong with me
FOUOUOEURLFKLDSJFAKSJKLFJAKL:SJOAAHHHHHHHH
Let the bodies hit the floo'
Anyway.
Saturday night, late, I as starting my hobby of watching the ends of movies, and happened upon something's got to give. I thought it was in its last hour, but thanks to STV and their old fashioned ways it was scheduled for an hour before the news then another hour after the news at 10.
Hmmm.
So I ended up watching 80% of it.
I also realised that I am the fictional character of a mid-50s woman.
Diane Keaton's character was so me, it was unbelievable.
Although I have not fallen in love with Jack Nicholson, I am not divorced, and I am most definitely not dating Keanu Reeves.
If any of these three were the case I can assure you my blogs might be a little bit more interesting, or they might not exist at all. Especially if I was dating Keanu Reeves because not only would I be molesting him (Mormon style) but I would also be time travelling in a phone box with him while Rufus played guitar; I would be travelling through the matrix and learning kung fu; I would be driving a bus at 50mph; I would be communicating through a mail box two years in the future; I would be visiting him at his dentist surgery while he endeavoured to be a hippy; I would be engaged to him under false pretences so my illegitimate child had a father for my parents' benefit; I would be his drug dealer and everything would actually be partially animated; hell, I might even be an angsty Teen with an undercut who married him while he decided to be a dare devil.
My point being: Keanu Reeves has one of the most eclectic film repetoirs known to man. Someone should call him on it. It's a bit crazy. He gets around.
The gist is, however, I am Diane Keaton. And I wonder if I will end up with Jack Nicholson.
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Sandra Bullock's and Keanu Reeve's Lips. (And Family Guy.)
Oh my gosh, I watched the Lakehouse on Sunday.
I love moves that mess with the space time continuum, but I hate it when they get it wrong. Back to the future gets away with it because it's forgiveable crimes.
The lakehouse however just forgets about time and the past and makes it out that there's only two times in the entire history of time. Sandra Bollocks' time and Keanu Reeves' time.
So silly.
I had a thought earlier today. It was something to do with the Butterfly Effect and all my thoughts being altered.
I've been watching Buffy and Angel tapes again, and it's season five with Buffy's mum and her brain tumour (which was probably enduced by all the memories that had to be put there because of Dawn's existence).
Somehow though, I realised that the Butterfly Effect had something to do with me. I'm not sure what it was though. It could well be that I went back in time and changed whatever it was that I thought was relevant. I was talking to Paul last night about the Butterfly effect. Hmmm.
Terrible movie.
In my last post when I was thinking about laughing with my sides splitting I was reminded of death in family guy when he turns up and laughs for about five minutes. I'm looking for that scene on youtube now. I love it. Actually, that Death episode was the first ever EVER episode of family guy that I ever watched.
I can't find it. I did find this though:
So, I just decided to make the movie myself and host it myself. here it is. 'I'm not done holding my sides'.
Z) Sleep
(that code sucks, but my time has fair expired).
I love moves that mess with the space time continuum, but I hate it when they get it wrong. Back to the future gets away with it because it's forgiveable crimes.
The lakehouse however just forgets about time and the past and makes it out that there's only two times in the entire history of time. Sandra Bollocks' time and Keanu Reeves' time.
So silly.
I had a thought earlier today. It was something to do with the Butterfly Effect and all my thoughts being altered.
I've been watching Buffy and Angel tapes again, and it's season five with Buffy's mum and her brain tumour (which was probably enduced by all the memories that had to be put there because of Dawn's existence).
Somehow though, I realised that the Butterfly Effect had something to do with me. I'm not sure what it was though. It could well be that I went back in time and changed whatever it was that I thought was relevant. I was talking to Paul last night about the Butterfly effect. Hmmm.
Terrible movie.
In my last post when I was thinking about laughing with my sides splitting I was reminded of death in family guy when he turns up and laughs for about five minutes. I'm looking for that scene on youtube now. I love it. Actually, that Death episode was the first ever EVER episode of family guy that I ever watched.
I can't find it. I did find this though:
So, I just decided to make the movie myself and host it myself. here it is. 'I'm not done holding my sides'.
Z) Sleep
(that code sucks, but my time has fair expired).
Sunday, 6 July 2008
Jack Black's Lips.
I'm sure are amazing, but I heard the sounds that roll from his lips as i watched a giant Panda perform Kung Fu on the screen.
Jack Black's lips are so talented at making me laugh that I can't control myself.
Jack Black is pretty much immense in general, he makes my sides split with his non-sensicle words and adlibbing talents.
The entire time I sat watching Kung-Fu Panda and all I could think about was Keanu Reeves and his 'I know Kung-Fu' but I think there's a robot chicken episode, or family guy, or southpark that takes the mick out of it, because I hear it in a much higher pitch.
Also, on the note of Kung Fu Panda, I wish I could do kung fu, and I wish I was a bad ass leopard (that's leo-pard).
Jack Black's lips are so talented at making me laugh that I can't control myself.
Jack Black is pretty much immense in general, he makes my sides split with his non-sensicle words and adlibbing talents.
The entire time I sat watching Kung-Fu Panda and all I could think about was Keanu Reeves and his 'I know Kung-Fu' but I think there's a robot chicken episode, or family guy, or southpark that takes the mick out of it, because I hear it in a much higher pitch.
Also, on the note of Kung Fu Panda, I wish I could do kung fu, and I wish I was a bad ass leopard (that's leo-pard).
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