Monday, 30 June 2008

Vintage.

Last week Annie Annie was down from Dundee (because she's in Dundee from New York until tomorrow... sigh) and we went vintage clothes shopping (among other awesome things to do in Glasgow).

Annie, the genius that she is, happened upon this awesome little dress which is now my best friend.









We also embarked upon the art galleries and were turfed out at five and I caused an African village to go thirsty because I couldn't turn the stupid tap off. Lame technology.

I saw Annie yesterday as well, I drove up after church and hung about for a while and we hit up the awesome bakery. When in Dundee you have to go to the bakery. FACT.

We also watched V for Vendetta. I am V, given that it is my initial and all. It was a good idea, with a really interesting dig at the entire world and state of affairs. Loved it. I also liked the quote about how ideas are bulletproof.

Take that world p p p pow. V(ikki Miller) and her ideas are invincible.

Bodger and Badger and Bono

So, I have a theory, and it came about the other day in work.

I mentioned how much I want to see a badger while driving and then a co-worker told me that her man had knocked a badger down. To which another co-worker said 'Awww, shame. It should have been Bono.'

So, what if Bono was a badger? That is my thought. I would be able to knock him down freely, kill him, skin him, maybe eat him. The possibilities are endless.

Then I started wondering if Bono was a badger what kind of badger he could be. And I could only think of one badger that is as annoying as Bono.

Yes you guessed it, the Badger with Bodger's hand stuck up him.

I took the investigation further and you know what that means, I did some google searching. Searching of the google.

Here's what I found.



A seemingly innocent looking picture of bodger and badger.

BUT WAIT. Look closer.



Is that Bono's annoying smile poking through, could it be?

let's look closer, using the latest in laser eye colostomy space station technology.



MY THEORY IS CORRECT.

BONO is Badger.

And everybody knows Bono loves Mashed Potato.

Don't take my word for it. Take a look for yourself:




FACT.

That was annoying, Thus Bono is Badger.

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Sunrise.

This cheeky wee blog is going to be another outlet to my main venting ranting awesome blog that lives on Live Journal.

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