Friday 29 January 2010

Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros

Amazing.

Thank you Chris Daines for providing me with such audical wonder and delight.

Chris' first recommendation when giving me the album was to listen to Home first.




On my second listen of the album I realised I already knew this song... and I'm not sure how. How do I know it, the only way I think I might know it is from apple. Possibly Apple and their playlist.




Today was okay, I was back at work. I bought deoderant from lush and it cost £6 that's a lot of money to avoid getting cancer from using normal anti-persperant, I hope it pays off in the end.

I went to work, I worked. I saw a band called The Deadly Gentlemen because they were in apple doing a pre-show show.



That's exactly what they look like

They were okay, it made a change from normal work. It was nice. I just stood for a bit. It was awesome.

I got home at 8:30, tried to book tickets for the Glasgow Film Festival, but couldn't. Watched how i met your mother and then came back online to work out visa stuff then spoke to Jon for a bit. And now... Now, it's bed time because tomorrow 17inch mac daddy pro is going to the genius bar and might not come back for a couple of days.. we'll see... all before I start work... and now I have to go get film festival tickets in person. Sigh. I miss Jon, it's been a horrible week, I'm going to admit it. Today was my first day out of the house since he left. He left. Sad. I am a tiger though, so that's been a definite plus point.

Wednesday 27 January 2010

The Tiger Who...

... Came to Tea.. and did various other things too.

For my Christmas present my awesome wee brother, at my request, bought me a Kigurumi from kigu.co.uk

It's actually the best thing ever. I sadly had to wait for it until now because they were sold out before Christmas... no wonder, they're so flippin cool.

Anyway... here are a variety of things that tigers do on a Wednesday:



Tigers dance... oh boy how they dance with excitement. They are tigers, and that is something to be excited about. This tiger danced and danced.



Tigers don't dance like you and I. They swish their tail, and use their arms and legs and their paws and claws to make shapes in the air. They also gnash their teeth and sometimes make growling sounds. The growling sounds aren't mean though, just happy and excited growls.



Tigers can jump really high, they can pounce and run very fast.



They can also dance while they run, jump and pounce. Oh how they love to dance run jump and pounce. It's what tigers like the best.



Tigers get hungry because of all the running, jumping, pouncing, and dancing. The thing tigers like to eat when they are hungry is eggs. EGGS! Tigers love eggs after they dance, run, jump and pounce.



Sometimes tigers get bored of waiting for eggs to cook so they play with the other jungle cats. This makes them more hungry, but the eggs will eventually cook, so it's okay. The other jungle cats are hungry too, they have claws, and teeth, and ears, and tails, and they like to jump, pounce, dance, and run too. The other jungle cats purr and growl as well, but only with excitement and joy when the tiger plays with them.



The eggs always need checked though, and stirred with a big spoon, not a big tiger paw, otherwise it will burn.



When tigers eat they must always... ALWAYS... sit at the table.



Tigers love chopped up egg in a cup with soldiers. They think it's delicious. They also like the toast to not have the butter melted on it. Tigers will have to invent a toast cooler one day to make the process of cooling toast a little faster.



Once tigers have eaten they always like watching heroes.



Three episodes of heroes in the one day. They like seeing super powers. Tigers don't have super powers because they don't need them, they can already jump very high, run very fast, pounce very accurately and dance, oh how they can dance.



Tigers always get sleepy. So they have to have cat naps. They curl in a ball and sleep near the other jungle cats for warmth and in case they are surprised fun attacked by a monkey in the middle of their nap. Tigers always dream about dancing, and eggs... but oh how they dream about dancing.

Things I hope apple anounce today

1. The Tablet.

Not what you were all anticipating, but in actual fact an oral consumption tablet that will give us all super powers (when downloaded from the 'power store') and heal all human illnesses.

2. The Tablet.

Again, not quite what was anticipated but a new branch of the company that focuses on the confectionery side of things. My Gran had the best recipe for tablet, perhaps that's why she had to die.

3. The Tablet.

The apple branded version of the big stone tablet that Azlan (not Jesus) was self-sacrificed on. Public use would be for our own self sacrificing.

4 The Tablet.

So that every person that knows how to read rumour sites will stop asking me when the tablet is being released, and if I know any more about it.

Why yes sir, I do more about it, I'm not allowed to tell you but because you are wearing a jacket today I feel like I will impart my knowledge to you. Of course we know nothing, why would we be trusted to know stuff... seriously. People.

5. The iKitchen.

A whole new range of kitchen appliances with the ability to play MP3s or M4vs.

6. The iTransporter.

Because I want to see what kind of errors can happen when you plug it into iTunes on a PC.


Sigh.

Tuesday 26 January 2010

12 days of Jon

The past 12 days were utterly magical and I got to see Jon himself. For the first time in six months, gosh it was a long time. Luckily I was fortunate to have apple to help me pass some of the time.

He started his UK travelling journey at like 2am my time on Monday the 11th (Yayy for 11), and got here on Tuesday at like 7pm.

I'm actually going to do a boring low down. Hopefully not too horrible or boring, but that's what I'm doing. I didn't blog once while he was here because I didn't want to waste precious time talking about him when I could be creating new memories with him.... cheese almighty.

I was late picking him up from the airport because, apparently, I was seeking revenge for the last time he came to get me in Salt Lake and I was early and he was still on time so I had to wait.

This time he was also early, but I knew about it because I was checking flight tracker, but the BA website and flight tracker told me two different stories, and then traffic was still a little heavy from rush hour so it took me longer to get the aeropuerto than normal.

There was no huge dramatic running, or huge people scene. The airport was empty, and he was sitting, waiting, with a few people dotted around, we did have that awkward moment when you see someone from a distance then you have to wait for them to come closer, and you can't decide if you should keep eye contact, then you don't know where to look either.

I got me some hugs though, and I'm not going to lie it was weird having it be real again and it not being something that only existed in my imagination. It was amazing though, and possibly one of the most emotional but non-external emotional moments in my life.

I took him home, and put him to bed, but he was resisting bed, and stayed up until about 10 then almost died of sleep deprivation. Travelling in an Eastward direction is a nightmare. Travelling West is much easier. I went to bed a few hours later after watching Limmy's show on iPlayer, which is actually quite funny in an odd way. Very unobvious humour.

Anyway. I was woken at 4am by Jon who thought it was 8am (because he was looking at the time on his computer 8pm california time). He wanted Chinese food, I told him to go raid the kitchen and continued to sleep. 4am is early.

In the real morning, we got up and got ready and sat around for too long to do anything. We went and got my embassy and passport photos taken, then headed to Kate's house for Chinese food and some awesome banter from the Ray, Kate and Amelia.

When we left my tyre was making a weird noise as I did a U-turn, and, for the first time in my life I had a flat tyre.

Luckily my spare wasn't flat, but just a thin tread. The only issue we had was getting the hub cap off because I tie them on with cable ties, for lack of finding scissors in the car (which I found the next morning) I ripped it off with brute force because Jon was freezing to death.

We team work changed the tyre and got totally dirty.

More than likely we watched a movie before heading to our separate bunk beds, but i'm not actually sure. i can't remember.

On thursday Jon and Vikki did Glasgow.

we were late getting up as always, and I was a bit slow at taking pictures that day.

We went to see the transport museum (which I love), and the art gallery which is an amazing building. We then went to the City centre and saw Royal Exchange Square lights and a bit of Goma before heading to Hamleys and the Disney store with the old school figures and scenes around the tops shelves of the shop.

We then met Claire for 20 minutes before she had to work, and then we walked around town for a bit and went to Waterstones and McDonalds. we then headed to George Square and on to the Cathedral and the oldest house in Glasgow. We then came home and I'm sure we watched a movie that night... Jon and I are all about movies... a life without movies would be sad.



On Friday I had to work, and when I came home we had dinner and then went to the cinema (after a trip to asda) to see 'it's complicated' because Jon is actually a lovely guy and doesn't mind taking a 'girly movie' hit. We were meant to go to a Rugby game but when I came in from work Jon was playing Risk with my wee brother. I didn't want to interrupt because he seemed to be having a whale of a time, but apparently it was a 6 hour game that was not as entertaining as it appeared.

Saturday was a work day for me as well and when I got in I did some car research to see if I could stop a high pitched squealing noise coming from my Ka. It started doing it again (it did it last year, and stopped about 8 months ago) on the way to the airport to get Jon. I defused the noise but sadly also defused the back lights which are rather essential for motorway driving.

After some deciding we went to Stirling and just 'took' the noise. It was well worth it though. Stirling castle is my favourite. I'm sad we never got inside (it was super late), but it was worth seeing the small streets and the buildings in Stirling.













On Sunday after Church we headed out to Loch Lomond, Luss, to have free short bread. My favourite place around Loch Lomond is Luss, it's so pretty and it's the closest beach to Glasgow, so in summer it's always busy, and people jump off the big pier. People like the awesome and brave Toni.





We drove up through Helensburgh and down by Faslane to see the MoD bases. There's a huge area of hills that's all fenced off because underneath is like 60% of the UKs nuclear weapons. It's all tunnels, lorries and snippers, and on the top it just looks like hills and a forrest. I couldn't find the exact location and it was also really dark. It gets dark here at 4pm just now, which sucks, it makes it really difficult to do things.

We headed home and had huge family dinner and hung out with Kate Ray Amelia Lola Mat Amie Kris and my mum. It was really goodly awesome. I loved it. And I kept getting into trouble for being overly motherly and checking up on Jon's eating habits.

Kate then coaxed Jon into giving a short three step demonstration of his moonwalking skills because she spent a good twenty minutes going up and down our laminate floor trying to do it.

On Monday I think we went to wagamamas. We went to Boots to get me a second inhaler and then we went to wagamamas, which was amazing. After that we went to see the Roman Ruins of the bath house which are close to where I live. They're pretty cool, we were struggling in the dark again, but I think we survived okay. Just no images to prove it.

Tuesday I was sick as a sick thing, so we stayed in all day, boring I know, but I really was not well. We got to hang out with each other all day though and I didn't have to share Jon with the world :)

Wednesday was Edinburgh day. We got up early enough and ran out the house with the desire to get there for the 1 o' clock gun. we ran for the train and timed everything well.



We got there on time, and hoofed it up the hill, and into the castle with about 5 minutes to spare. It was the first time I'd ever seen the 1 o' clock gun and the first time I think i've been into Edinburgh castle. I remember being outside it loads, but never inside.

Jon was immediately impressed by the cobbled streets and the curving buildings and the old stairs.

The gun was loud and amazing, I wish I had taken photos of the actual event, but I just got the gun afterwards



We wandered through the castle for a while and saw the crown jewels and lots of different caverns and holes and rooms. We also saw some prisons that housed americans during the civil war and i was joking that it had just got personal.









When we were leaving the castle we were asked if we wanted to purchase a souvenir photo pack (they took the picture on the way in). The photo was ridiculous looking because of my face and they had placed the same photo through various places in the castle, it was actually really comical.

From the castle we walked down to Greyfriars bobby and then to monster mash, then we headed down to the parliament building and then back to Princes street for a wander before going home on the train. We got home and then went to see Krystyl because she was quitting vet school and going home on Thursday. We hung out there until about 11:30 with Krystyl and Josh, and Krystyls room mate that made replica carrot cake from Mimi's cafe.

Thursday we slept in really late and I had hoped to do some Perth/Dundee/St Andrews and Laura, but it turned into a quick trip to Killearn before the sun went down and a peek in the dark of some scottish countryside.

Friday I was back at work and when I got home Jon and i went for dinner with Mary the Skills Mills and Colin. We went to the wee curry shop and it was awesome. The night ended with some quick hot chocolate at tinderbox and then to their house for some late night banter. It was actually really good. I love the skillso.

saturday Was haggis night with my mother.



I wouldn't tell Jon what was in the meaty haggis until after he consumed it, but oddly he wasn't phased by it's ingredients and he did declare that he preferred the meaty one over the vegetarian one.



We then went to see Donna and Daniel and got some serious chat on until the early morn. Then we went to Asda to get Jon some Cheese to take home and, because I had a serious case of the munchies, and had to show Jon the joy of the chippy we went on a Chippy adventure and went to Eilidh's bit to Philadelphia.



It tasted so good.

Sunday was church and was meant to be engagement photos but I was up so late the night before I slept through the daylight after church, and now I am filled with serious regret. Nevermind. we'll work something out. :)

We did get a very random 'family' picture



Kate came over to say bye to Jon with the small baby child and then I packed some of my stuff in Jon's case and then bed was imminent.

Then, this morning... he left. He really did go despite being asked by various friends and family members from the first whole day of being here if he would extend and stay or not.

After the airport I came home and slept the day away, and then started on furthering our visa. I really can't live and be a normal 100% person without him. Fact.

walking by faith

So, I've spent a large portion of today gather e-relationship evidence. That stands for electronic... ie, things online. Currently I'm going through my blogs and I found this, again... I know it was only 6 months ago, but I feel like I have to mention it again because it's so amazing. She can sing so well, really really well, but her small bouncing curls, facial expressions, and her ability to cough and have the piano stop is amazing. Not to mention her not knowing the words at one point and singing like I do in church sometimes... here we go:

One more time, Stephanie May Cramer:



Sunday 10 January 2010

Jonathan Carr

... and his seven piece wonder band.

I work with this dude. And for ages he's been trying to get me to listen to his myspace music page. Eventually I told him I would attend his gig and then be surprised on the night.

I

WAS

SURPRISED.

I kid you not. The boy has some crazy vocals. Crazy vocals.

Although his music isn't 100% my taste, it's incredible. Very well composed and conducted, and incredibly performed.

It's kind of country Jazz. I've been describing it as Bruce Springsteen meets The Rat Pack meets 'Britain's Got Talent' (it has just that edge of 'clean vocals' that is ever present on those talent reality TV shows.

Anyway.

The highlight, for me, was when he did a Michael Jackson intro into the beginning of one of his songs which he wrote back in June when Jackson died. Mr Carr Man's song, called 1958, was merged with the intro of the incredible vocal variant Jackson song 'The way you make me feel'. And, I wish I had had some form of video equipment, hearing the intro performed live, in a way that was almost a ghostly echo of the King himself was well worth the five fine pounds I paid to go to the gig. Amazing.

I must also add that I am dying, and the emergency GP didn't think I was, I think I am. I have pneumonia, and she won't believe me. I'm going to the doctors again on Monday.

Anyway, I had pre-paid for my ticket for tonight, and therefore made myself go, otherwise I would have stayed in the one spot comatose in my bed.



Here is mr carr's myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/jonathan.carr

and some photos I made myself take:
















Ever blurry as always, I'm starting to like the blur, it's becoming my style.

Anyway, Mr Carr is an awesome work colleague, and he's always got my apple back, so I made myself go tonight despite the cold outside, and the time it took to scrape and defrost my car. It was definitely interesting, and there were loads of apple people there. I was standing at the back with lots of them for ages, and then some idiots in front of and next to me wouldn't stop talking loudly and then they kept standing in front of me and no matter where I stood to see around them they would move their heads (talking to each other) in front of me. So I eventually threw in the towel and rudely pushed my way to the front to 1. Get pictures and 2. See the band and 3. Hear the band in all it's loud glory.

I love King Tuts. I think any band that plays in King Tuts sounds good... or at least the headline tuts anyway.

What's crazy is that a guy I work with at apple was the sound guy, and another was their photographer. Apple is just heaving with talent, it always surprises me. Apple international have an annual singing competition like X-factor, and last year 2008, it was won by a girl in the Glasgow store called Steph. She won something like 60k of money to spend on music equipment. Now this was out of all the apple employees in all the world. She got flown to California for the finals and everything. Kind of crazy.

Pet Hates of 2010

It's 9 days into 2010 and I've already started hating.

Things I hate:

the words: Should, hopefully

I hate these non-committal phrases.

'Well it should work when you plug a into b'
'Hopefully that cable will work out for you'

Apple did it to me, we make no solid promises, 'that should be in fixed now'. GAH.

Dislike, dislike, dislike.

Friday 8 January 2010

I'm not going to lie

... I'm mildly mad and sad about this:

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/jobs/details/17937/Digital_Designer.html

What this is, is my job. I was the first person to have it, and I can assure you I never got paid that much for it, since then, one other person has had my job, and then I took it back on a freelance basis. Then my boss/web guru/friend left and the new boss doesn't like me all that much.

Anyway, I think it's mildly rude. I'm here, I'm available part time hours until they get someone else. I understand why they haven't asked me, I'm leaving, and I hate working there full time, and I've done it so they probably want some fresh blood, but still, I'm sad about it.

My job. I'm very possessive over it. I own it.

Wednesday 6 January 2010

Serving the Rich

Before christmas I served a lovely man, who shook my hand before leaving the shop, and his friend. He paid using a titanium American Express card. I thought nothing much of it at the time, and gave him some good old friendly banter.

Last week I struck up a conversation with another customer about the titanium card and the man told me that it was an American Express card and that there are a limited number of them in the world (he said 5000) and that if you have one you're pretty much in the elite of rich people.

I just looked it up on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card

I wish I could remember the man's name. I remembered for hours afterwards, but now, it's gone. Just to see who he actually is. Pretty wicked though. Apple is awesome.