Zero Mathematics

One of my most recent past times has been coming home from working and lying on bed with cat contemplating random things.

The other day I started doing some mathematics.

I was working out that the cat is 4 years and 8 months old.

In human years that's multiplied by 5 making her over 20.

On her birthday on July 9th she will be 25.

On my birthday I will be 27.

I also worked out that the cat ages one year for every 2.4 months. 0.4 = 12 days.

I then estimated that the cat and I would be a similar age around the end of this year, with her overtaking me before 2011 started.

Shortly after she would be older than Jon.

I'm going to do the exact maths and work out when that day is.

25 years on 9th July
26 year on 21st September
27 years on 3rd December
28 years on 15th February
29 years on 27th April

Actually this is inaccurate. I think we'll have to count days rather than months and days.

Okay start again.

Every 73 days the cat ages one year.

26 years 20th September

27 years 2nd December

28 years 13th February

29 Years 27th April

30 Years 9th July

Weird, the first time was pretty accurate.

Anyway.

On 2nd of december I will be 27 years and 88 days old.

The cat ages, in theory 5 days for every 1 of our days if she ages 5 years for every one of our years. I'll calculate that to make sure.

365/73 = 5

Bang on.

If I had the ability to make a graph this would be easier.

3rd December
Zero: 27 years 5 days
Vikki: 27 years 89 days

4th December
Zero: 27 years 10 days
Vikki: 27 years 90 days

5th December
Zero: 27 years 15 days
Vikki: 27 years 91 days

6th December
Zero: 27 years 20 days
Vikki: 27 years 92 days

7th December
Zero: 27 years 25 days
Vikki: 27 years 93 days

8th December
Zero: 27 years 30 days
Vikki: 27 years 94 days

9th December
Zero: 27 years 35 days
Vikki: 27 years 95 days

10th December
Zero: 27 years 40 days
Vikki: 27 years 96 days

10th December
Zero: 27 years 45 days
Vikki: 27 years 97 days

11th December
Zero: 27 years 50 days
Vikki: 27 years 98 days

12th December
Zero: 27 years 55 days
Vikki: 27 years 99 days

13th December
Zero: 27 years 60 days
Vikki: 27 years 100 days

14th December
Zero: 27 years 65 days
Vikki: 27 years 101 days

15th December
Zero: 27 years 70 days
Vikki: 27 years 102 days

16th December
Zero: 27 years 75 days
Vikki: 27 years 103 days

17th December
Zero: 27 years 80 days
Vikki: 27 years 104 days

18th December
Zero: 27 years 85 days
Vikki: 27 years 105 days

19th December
Zero: 27 years 90 days
Vikki: 27 years 106 days

20th December
Zero: 27 years 95 days
Vikki: 27 years 107 days

21st December
Zero: 27 years 100 days
Vikki: 27 years 108 days

22nd December
Zero: 27 years 105 days
Vikki: 27 years 109 days

23rd December
Zero: 27 years 110 days
Vikki: 27 years 110 days

And that's what makes time travel possible.

On the 23rd of December Zero and I will be the same age... I'm sure for just a minute because her day is 24/5 hours long. But that's a bit too tedious even for me.

That's also the day Joseph Smith was born. Coincidence. I think not. Zero was sent by God, although she is evil on some occasions, but I'm sure it's for a purpose.